Put your hands together and let's vote for me as your next President!!!
I promise a bright future for us all, and a fair voting system that's not rigged.
I promise that every single household will have a cat. I promise free passes to every Anime convention out there, and I promise to make every Monday, National Anime Appreciation Day!
So no more will cosplayers be ridiculed for what Anime character they pretend to be.
And to the less fortunate who cannot afford such great anime costumes, I shall make a fundraiser and help those who are less fortunate who cannot afford to pay more than a $100 for a beautiful anime costume to wear at a convention. Trust me, I feel your pain fellow Anime lover.
I promise to force my followers and make them sit down with me, until we have figured out a full proof plan to bring us out of debt. I promise to hunt down every evil ISIS member and bring them to justice!!!!!
Promises aside, let's go down to the orders of business.
First order of business. I